EEP!!!!!!!

EEP
EEP
EEP
EEP
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
:)
I AM SO HAPPY!!!!
Now, quick warning, this is slightly random, but not really.
So, either skip it, read it, or go shave a squirrel.
:)
Anyways,
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE MONTH!!!!
ONE MONTH
ONE MONTH
ONE MONTH
:)
I've officially been dating my boyfriend for a month today!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!
Isn't it funny that our monthaversery is on the same day that Prince William and Kate Middleton got married over in the UK?
Whom I luv, BTW.
:)
EEEEEEEEPPPPPPP
I so love him!
He is so sweet and...
:)
But, look for a new post soon!
Because I am freakin' ready to get my dang randomness going again!
:)
Luv yaz!

EEP!!!!!!!

EEP
EEP
EEP
EEP
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
:)
I AM SO HAPPY!!!!
Now, quick warning, this is slightly random, but not really.
So, either skip it, read it, or go shave a squirrel.
:)
Anyways,
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE MONTH!!!!
ONE MONTH
ONE MONTH
ONE MONTH
:)
I've officially been dating my boyfriend for a month today!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!
Isn't it funny that our monthaversery is on the same day that Prince William and Kate Middleton got married over in the UK?
Whom I luv, BTW.
:)
EEEEEEEEPPPPPPP
I so love him!
He is so sweet and...
:)
But, look for a new post soon!
Because I am freakin' ready to get my dang randomness going again!
:)
Luv yaz!

Guess Who's Back?!

I AM SO FREAKIN' SORRY PEOPLES!!!!!!!
I swear I did not mean to disappear for that long!
I had NO CLUE I would get insanely busy!
Let me explain:
Okay, first thing was school.
Tests, homework, more tests, safety patrol, some more tests, projects, our musical, evil teachers, and the like.
Obviously, got a little stressed.
Next thing was horses.
I actually just got back from a horse show today.
And, before you ask, I got a first place and a third place.
:)
Also, I'm still working...
*sigh*
Thirteen-year-olds are not meant to work in such a physically demanding job.
Meh, still luv it!
:)
Next was (suprisingly) my social life.
Big shocker:
I GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!
Our one-month anniversary is on April 29th!
Needless to say, I'm on cloud nine.

:)

Anyways, I know this really doesn't make up for me leaving for so long.

But, I already punished myself for doing that to y'all!

Take a look:

I watched that whole video.

Without pausing it.

AT ALL.

And, I did it for you guys!

:)

So, with my melted brain, I shall keep writing on here!

Prepare for randomness...

BECAUSE FoS IS BACK, BABY!!

( )( )

(^.^)

(__)

HAPPY EASTER!!!!

Guess Who's Back?!

I AM SO FREAKIN' SORRY PEOPLES!!!!!!!
I swear I did not mean to disappear for that long!
I had NO CLUE I would get insanely busy!
Let me explain:
Okay, first thing was school.
Tests, homework, more tests, safety patrol, some more tests, projects, our musical, evil teachers, and the like.
Obviously, got a little stressed.
Next thing was horses.
I actually just got back from a horse show today.
And, before you ask, I got a first place and a third place.
:)
Also, I'm still working...
*sigh*
Thirteen-year-olds are not meant to work in such a physically demanding job.
Meh, still luv it!
:)
Next was (suprisingly) my social life.
Big shocker:
I GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!
Our one-month anniversary is on April 29th!
Needless to say, I'm on cloud nine.

:)

Anyways, I know this really doesn't make up for me leaving for so long.

But, I already punished myself for doing that to y'all!

Take a look:

I watched that whole video.

Without pausing it.

AT ALL.

And, I did it for you guys!

:)

So, with my melted brain, I shall keep writing on here!

Prepare for randomness...

BECAUSE FoS IS BACK, BABY!!

( )( )

(^.^)

(__)

HAPPY EASTER!!!!

Just Plain Randomness #5

Hola peoples! Happy March, and here's this week's JPR! 8D

1. Does anyone else get annoyed when all the popcorn kernels in the bag don't pop? Grrrrrrrrr...
2. A bunch of kindergarteners gave me a boo-boo! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
3. Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and...ZEBRA-Y!!!
4. Yo tengo no vida...
5. The big, smile-y, heart-y, febreeze-y, attack-y, EVIIIILLL monkey is plotting to kill me and take over the world with the help of Evil Bunny and all the evil punctuation marks! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
6. My wall is shiny...Heheh.
7. I AM A CAT! MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW....
8. YES! YESYESYES! CUT UP THAT STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER BRACELET!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
9. Nines are just upside-down sixes trying to get attention. Hmph.
10. I have a bunch of colorful ducks staring at me...I think I'm going to go hide under my bed now.

Has anyone seen my pet rock? I lost it a few days ago...*shrugs* Oh, well...8D

Just Plain Randomness #5

Hola peoples! Happy March, and here's this week's JPR! 8D

1. Does anyone else get annoyed when all the popcorn kernels in the bag don't pop? Grrrrrrrrr...
2. A bunch of kindergarteners gave me a boo-boo! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
3. Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and...ZEBRA-Y!!!
4. Yo tengo no vida...
5. The big, smile-y, heart-y, febreeze-y, attack-y, EVIIIILLL monkey is plotting to kill me and take over the world with the help of Evil Bunny and all the evil punctuation marks! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
6. My wall is shiny...Heheh.
7. I AM A CAT! MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW....
8. YES! YESYESYES! CUT UP THAT STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER BRACELET!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
9. Nines are just upside-down sixes trying to get attention. Hmph.
10. I have a bunch of colorful ducks staring at me...I think I'm going to go hide under my bed now.

Has anyone seen my pet rock? I lost it a few days ago...*shrugs* Oh, well...8D

Winter ROX!!!!!

Okay, just so this is clear, this is NOT a post about rocks. 8D

Winter is my absolute FAVORITE season!
I luv it,
Luv it,
LUV IT!!!!
I mean, come on.
There are so many reasons why it is positively AWESOME!!!!!
1. Girls don't have to shave their legs.
8D
2. One word: SNOW.
I can't get enough of that cold little white fluffy stuff.
8D
3. Ice, ice, and more ice!!!
Come on.
How many of you out there DON'T luv sliding around on those little icy patches?
*crickets chirp*
Yeah, thought so.
8D
4. SNOW DAYS
I don't think I could live without snow days!
WE
NEED
BREAKS!!!!
(Well, and we need time to do our neglected homework. 8D )
5. No bugs.
Flies and mosquitoes are just drawn to me, so winter gives me times to replenish my blood supply.
Seriously,
I get AT LEAST ten bug bites on the first day of spring.
Hate those annoying little guys.
6. You get to freeze your butt off as you hide under your bed covers waiting for the big wintery ice monster to pop out of your closet and munch you to death!!
...Wait, that might be a bad thing.
Oh, well.
You get the point.
8D

Winter ROX!!!!!

Okay, just so this is clear, this is NOT a post about rocks. 8D

Winter is my absolute FAVORITE season!
I luv it,
Luv it,
LUV IT!!!!
I mean, come on.
There are so many reasons why it is positively AWESOME!!!!!
1. Girls don't have to shave their legs.
8D
2. One word: SNOW.
I can't get enough of that cold little white fluffy stuff.
8D
3. Ice, ice, and more ice!!!
Come on.
How many of you out there DON'T luv sliding around on those little icy patches?
*crickets chirp*
Yeah, thought so.
8D
4. SNOW DAYS
I don't think I could live without snow days!
WE
NEED
BREAKS!!!!
(Well, and we need time to do our neglected homework. 8D )
5. No bugs.
Flies and mosquitoes are just drawn to me, so winter gives me times to replenish my blood supply.
Seriously,
I get AT LEAST ten bug bites on the first day of spring.
Hate those annoying little guys.
6. You get to freeze your butt off as you hide under your bed covers waiting for the big wintery ice monster to pop out of your closet and munch you to death!!
...Wait, that might be a bad thing.
Oh, well.
You get the point.
8D

Why Can't This Junk Be Real?

• Unicorns.
• Pegasus.
• Easter Bunny.
• Talking Horse.
• Fairies.
• Magic.
• Santa Claus.
• Tooth Fairy.
• Ghosts.
• Zombies.
• Project Phoenix.
• Flying Fish.
• Real Reindeer Without Bunny Tails.
• Pokémon.
• Bakugan.
• Magical Stuffed Animals That Come To Life.
• Naruto.
• Peace.
• Money Trees.
• Pets That Don't Shed.
• Working Angel Wings.
• Makeup That Doesn't Run.
• Microwaves Without Open Buttons
• A Life For Me

Seriously, why can't this junk be real?
THIS
JUNK
IS
AMAZING.
Having these things would really make life better...
Or, at least, most of them would.
8D

Why Can't This Junk Be Real?

• Unicorns.
• Pegasus.
• Easter Bunny.
• Talking Horse.
• Fairies.
• Magic.
• Santa Claus.
• Tooth Fairy.
• Ghosts.
• Zombies.
• Project Phoenix.
• Flying Fish.
• Real Reindeer Without Bunny Tails.
• Pokémon.
• Bakugan.
• Magical Stuffed Animals That Come To Life.
• Naruto.
• Peace.
• Money Trees.
• Pets That Don't Shed.
• Working Angel Wings.
• Makeup That Doesn't Run.
• Microwaves Without Open Buttons
• A Life For Me

Seriously, why can't this junk be real?
THIS
JUNK
IS
AMAZING.
Having these things would really make life better...
Or, at least, most of them would.
8D

I'm Thoroughly Confuzzled...

Okay, as the title says, I'M CONFUZZLED!!!!!!

So, when I was younger, I was obsessed with My Little Ponies.
What are these little ponies of wonder?
Your answer:
MY.
LITTLE.
PONIES.
Geez, you've got to be a tad bit slow not to catch that one...
But, yeah, they're basically just (AWESOME) little plastic ponies with a magnetic foot.
I own over seventy-five, plus a ton of playsets and accessories.
Obviously:
OBSESSED.
Or, at least I was.
We never got rid of them when I turned ten. 8P
But, anyways, one of the weird things about them is:
They're all girls.
ALL GIRLS.
Not one guy pony.
And, yet, there are also little baby ponies...
How do you get a baby pony (foal) without a dad?
Do they adopt?
But, where do the adoptees come from?
Another magical pony kingdom far, far, FAR away?
One that actually has guy ponies?
Or, do they all just bloom magically from flowers?
WAIT.
Breezies come from flowers.
Not MLP's.
...I think.
Seriously, though.
HOW
THE
HECK
DO
WE
GET
NEW
BABY
MLP's??!?!??!
I mean,
All girl ponies ≠ Baby ponies.
It just doesn't happen.
8D

I'm Thoroughly Confuzzled...

Okay, as the title says, I'M CONFUZZLED!!!!!!

So, when I was younger, I was obsessed with My Little Ponies.
What are these little ponies of wonder?
Your answer:
MY.
LITTLE.
PONIES.
Geez, you've got to be a tad bit slow not to catch that one...
But, yeah, they're basically just (AWESOME) little plastic ponies with a magnetic foot.
I own over seventy-five, plus a ton of playsets and accessories.
Obviously:
OBSESSED.
Or, at least I was.
We never got rid of them when I turned ten. 8P
But, anyways, one of the weird things about them is:
They're all girls.
ALL GIRLS.
Not one guy pony.
And, yet, there are also little baby ponies...
How do you get a baby pony (foal) without a dad?
Do they adopt?
But, where do the adoptees come from?
Another magical pony kingdom far, far, FAR away?
One that actually has guy ponies?
Or, do they all just bloom magically from flowers?
WAIT.
Breezies come from flowers.
Not MLP's.
...I think.
Seriously, though.
HOW
THE
HECK
DO
WE
GET
NEW
BABY
MLP's??!?!??!
I mean,
All girl ponies ≠ Baby ponies.
It just doesn't happen.
8D

The Best Part Of Baking

Okay, my mom just started baking brownies, so I felt the need to post this. 8D

Baking.
BAKING.
B-A-K-I-N-G.
Basically, cooking yummy food that may contain a smidge of sugar.
Or a lot.
I'm going to go with LOTS!!!!
But, it can be such a hassle.
Getting everything ready,
Picking what to make,
Making sure nothing gets burned,
Junk like that.
However, there is one little part that makes it all worth it.
One measely little part.
So simple, Donkey could do it!
And he does.
A LOT.
This fantastical little part is...
Is...
Is...
Is...
......
......
......
LICKING THE SPOON OR EGG BEATERS AFTER MIXING THE BATTER!!!!!!
Duh.
Who DOESN'T like licking up all the yummy, sugary mess?
Oh, right.
People who are on a diet.
Which, obviously, I am not.
8D
THE SUGAR MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUMMINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUGARINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYPERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Got to LUV all that sugar.
8D

The Best Part Of Baking

Okay, my mom just started baking brownies, so I felt the need to post this. 8D

Baking.
BAKING.
B-A-K-I-N-G.
Basically, cooking yummy food that may contain a smidge of sugar.
Or a lot.
I'm going to go with LOTS!!!!
But, it can be such a hassle.
Getting everything ready,
Picking what to make,
Making sure nothing gets burned,
Junk like that.
However, there is one little part that makes it all worth it.
One measely little part.
So simple, Donkey could do it!
And he does.
A LOT.
This fantastical little part is...
Is...
Is...
Is...
......
......
......
LICKING THE SPOON OR EGG BEATERS AFTER MIXING THE BATTER!!!!!!
Duh.
Who DOESN'T like licking up all the yummy, sugary mess?
Oh, right.
People who are on a diet.
Which, obviously, I am not.
8D
THE SUGAR MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUMMINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUGARINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYPERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Got to LUV all that sugar.
8D

Just Plain Randomness #4

...Well, I feel like an idiot.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D

1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?

...Yeah, I'm sunk.

Just Plain Randomness #4

...Well, I feel like an idiot.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D

1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?

...Yeah, I'm sunk.

Greatest Mystery Of All Time~~~SOLVED

Yeah, sorry I couldn't post yesterday (thanks, Ian, for covering for me 8D), but I have a legit excuse this time!....I got grounded.....So, anyways, here's today's!!!

Okay, on Sunday, I got MAJORLY bored, so I decided to solve one of the greatest mysteries of all time.
What is this "mystery", you ask?
Well, you've probably heard it dozens and dozens of times.
And wondered about it a bunch.
And attempted (and failed) to solve it quite a few times.
But, I did not fail.
I can now answer one of the most important questions in history.
I can.
I really can.
I can finally tell you what the solution is.
Because...
I
Know
How
Many
Licks
It
Takes
To
Get
To
The
Center
Of
A
TOOTSIE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do.
I really do.
And, now,
I can tell YOU!!!!!!
I know this suspense is driving you nutzo.
I know you want to learn.
So, I won't keep you waiting.
Here I go:
To get to the center of a Tootsie Pop,
It
Takes...
............
...........
...........
3
3
7
LICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
337.
337.
337.
337.
337 Licks.
...Hope you're happy! 8D

Greatest Mystery Of All Time~~~SOLVED

Yeah, sorry I couldn't post yesterday (thanks, Ian, for covering for me 8D), but I have a legit excuse this time!....I got grounded.....So, anyways, here's today's!!!

Okay, on Sunday, I got MAJORLY bored, so I decided to solve one of the greatest mysteries of all time.
What is this "mystery", you ask?
Well, you've probably heard it dozens and dozens of times.
And wondered about it a bunch.
And attempted (and failed) to solve it quite a few times.
But, I did not fail.
I can now answer one of the most important questions in history.
I can.
I really can.
I can finally tell you what the solution is.
Because...
I
Know
How
Many
Licks
It
Takes
To
Get
To
The
Center
Of
A
TOOTSIE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do.
I really do.
And, now,
I can tell YOU!!!!!!
I know this suspense is driving you nutzo.
I know you want to learn.
So, I won't keep you waiting.
Here I go:
To get to the center of a Tootsie Pop,
It
Takes...
............
...........
...........
3
3
7
LICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
337.
337.
337.
337.
337 Licks.
...Hope you're happy! 8D

COFFEE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE CCOOFFFFEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMAZING
SIMPLY AMAZING
NO OTHER WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT
AT ALL
EXCEPT MAYBE:
AWESOME
UNDESCRIBABLE
FANTASTIC
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND OTHER JUNK LIKE THAT
BEYOND. WORDS.
TOTALLY. AND. COMPLETELY.
8D
Sorry, this stuff just gets me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hyper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't resist posting about it.
I can't.
I JUST CCCCAAAANNNN''''TTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I would kill myself if I didn't post about it!!!!!!
I really would.
I LUV it that much!!!!!!!
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Bet'cha can't guess what I'm drinking. 8D

COFFEE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE CCOOFFFFEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMAZING
SIMPLY AMAZING
NO OTHER WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT
AT ALL
EXCEPT MAYBE:
AWESOME
UNDESCRIBABLE
FANTASTIC
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND OTHER JUNK LIKE THAT
BEYOND. WORDS.
TOTALLY. AND. COMPLETELY.
8D
Sorry, this stuff just gets me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hyper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't resist posting about it.
I can't.
I JUST CCCCAAAANNNN''''TTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I would kill myself if I didn't post about it!!!!!!
I really would.
I LUV it that much!!!!!!!
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Bet'cha can't guess what I'm drinking. 8D