POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE!!!!!!!!!!

Look at the next post to see what's been happening with me and ~Meh~ posts.

POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE WERE RELEASED TODAY!!!!!!
IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'm too lazy to type in the "e" with the accent.
8D
But,
I GOT POKEMON BLACK!!!!!
And,
I'M GETTING WHITE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pokemon Black is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more AWESOME than I thought it'd be!!!!!
The only bad part though is that I'm stuck in the middle of battling a bunch of kids...
And the electric types in the game are kind of killing me...
And Pansage, Pansear, and Panpour are all colored monkeys...
But,
IT'S STILL AWESOME!!!!
Seriously,
It is.
And,
I'm sure White is FANTASTIC, too!!!!
I am SOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I chose Oshawott for my starter.
It's a tradition for me to go with the water starter first run,
Then fire,
And then grass.
Yeah, my OCD yells at me if I don't do everything in order.
*shrugs*
But, hey.
What's a girl to do?
8D
Anyways,
AMAZING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
8D

POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE!!!!!!!!!!

Look at the next post to see what's been happening with me and ~Meh~ posts.

POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE WERE RELEASED TODAY!!!!!!
IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'm too lazy to type in the "e" with the accent.
8D
But,
I GOT POKEMON BLACK!!!!!
And,
I'M GETTING WHITE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pokemon Black is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more AWESOME than I thought it'd be!!!!!
The only bad part though is that I'm stuck in the middle of battling a bunch of kids...
And the electric types in the game are kind of killing me...
And Pansage, Pansear, and Panpour are all colored monkeys...
But,
IT'S STILL AWESOME!!!!
Seriously,
It is.
And,
I'm sure White is FANTASTIC, too!!!!
I am SOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I chose Oshawott for my starter.
It's a tradition for me to go with the water starter first run,
Then fire,
And then grass.
Yeah, my OCD yells at me if I don't do everything in order.
*shrugs*
But, hey.
What's a girl to do?
8D
Anyways,
AMAZING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
8D

LiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSp...

What idiot decided to put an "s" in lisp?
Anyways, the reason I'm talking about lispyness is the fact that I got my braces off today!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!
...And I got a retainer.
Meh.
It's not that bad...
Well,
The bottom piece, anyways.
The top bit annoys the heck out of me.
>.<
Why do I despise it so?
Well...
It gives me a terrible (yet really funny to other people) lisp.
LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP.
It makes my teeth hurt like crazy.
It's a pain in the butt to stick in my mouth.
It feels so freakin' WEIRD.
I have to wear this thing 24/7 for the next SIX MONTHS.
Kill me now.
Anyways, my teeth look really good.
But, everyone keeps cracking up at my terrible lisp.
Meh, it is pretty funny.
8D

LiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSp...

What idiot decided to put an "s" in lisp?
Anyways, the reason I'm talking about lispyness is the fact that I got my braces off today!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!
...And I got a retainer.
Meh.
It's not that bad...
Well,
The bottom piece, anyways.
The top bit annoys the heck out of me.
>.<
Why do I despise it so?
Well...
It gives me a terrible (yet really funny to other people) lisp.
LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP.
It makes my teeth hurt like crazy.
It's a pain in the butt to stick in my mouth.
It feels so freakin' WEIRD.
I have to wear this thing 24/7 for the next SIX MONTHS.
Kill me now.
Anyways, my teeth look really good.
But, everyone keeps cracking up at my terrible lisp.
Meh, it is pretty funny.
8D

Kindergarteners. Are. EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!

They are.
They really are.
Kindergarteners are planning to take over the world.
Don't ask how I know this.
Okay, do ask.
Do ask what they did to me today.
Alright, then.
I'll tell you.
Today, me and my grade went out to recess.
(Yeah, we still have recess.
Save yourself the trouble and just don't ask.
Seriously,
DON'T ASK!!!!)
The kindergarteners share the time with us.
You wanna know what a bunch of the little girls did to me?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Of course ya do.
Ya wouldn't have asked in the first place if ya didn't.
8D
Anyways,
They all:
Chased me around,
Grabbed onto my sweatshirt,
Dragged me into a corner,
Smushed me into said corner,
Stole my shoes,
Tied me up with jump ropes,
And stole my lunch box.
Oh,
And one of them LICKED me.
L-I-C-K-E-D.
As in, that thing you do with your tongue.
...Why does that sound so wrong?
Anyways,
They made me bleed, too!
...And that also sounds wrong.
Ugh.
Try this:
*They gave me a big boo-boo, too!
That's better.
...I hope...
So,
Do ya freakin' see why those little guys are evil?
Huh?
Do ya?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Good.
8D
(Oh, yeah.
Did I mention I'm a seventh grader?
EVIIIILLL LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8D

Kindergarteners. Are. EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!

They are.
They really are.
Kindergarteners are planning to take over the world.
Don't ask how I know this.
Okay, do ask.
Do ask what they did to me today.
Alright, then.
I'll tell you.
Today, me and my grade went out to recess.
(Yeah, we still have recess.
Save yourself the trouble and just don't ask.
Seriously,
DON'T ASK!!!!)
The kindergarteners share the time with us.
You wanna know what a bunch of the little girls did to me?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Of course ya do.
Ya wouldn't have asked in the first place if ya didn't.
8D
Anyways,
They all:
Chased me around,
Grabbed onto my sweatshirt,
Dragged me into a corner,
Smushed me into said corner,
Stole my shoes,
Tied me up with jump ropes,
And stole my lunch box.
Oh,
And one of them LICKED me.
L-I-C-K-E-D.
As in, that thing you do with your tongue.
...Why does that sound so wrong?
Anyways,
They made me bleed, too!
...And that also sounds wrong.
Ugh.
Try this:
*They gave me a big boo-boo, too!
That's better.
...I hope...
So,
Do ya freakin' see why those little guys are evil?
Huh?
Do ya?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Good.
8D
(Oh, yeah.
Did I mention I'm a seventh grader?
EVIIIILLL LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8D

Rock, Paper, Scissors...

Rock...
Paper...
Scissors...
SHOOT!!!
Yeah, I do the version with "shoot" at the end.
But, THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE!!!
I mean,
I get how Scissors can beat Paper.
I get how Rock can beat Scissors.
But,
HOW THE HECK CAN PAPER BEAT ROCK?!?!?
I mean...
IT'S A FREAKIN' ROCK!!!!
And yet flimsy little (sharp) paper can beat it.
Much less by simply COVERING the dang rock!!
Really, people, really?
Rock would beat the crap out of paper!
Seriously,
Next time someone throws a rock at you,
Hold up a piece of paper and watch it "protect you".
Yeah...
No.
NOTHING BEATS ROCK!
ESPECIALLY NOT PAPER!!
Well,
Dynamite might beat it,
But that's a whole other idea...
Oh,
And dragons,
Fire,
Storm,
Nothing,
And some other junk can destroy it, too.
Yeah, we play Rock, Paper, Scissors EPICALLY!
So much fun...
8D

Rock, Paper, Scissors...

Rock...
Paper...
Scissors...
SHOOT!!!
Yeah, I do the version with "shoot" at the end.
But, THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE!!!
I mean,
I get how Scissors can beat Paper.
I get how Rock can beat Scissors.
But,
HOW THE HECK CAN PAPER BEAT ROCK?!?!?
I mean...
IT'S A FREAKIN' ROCK!!!!
And yet flimsy little (sharp) paper can beat it.
Much less by simply COVERING the dang rock!!
Really, people, really?
Rock would beat the crap out of paper!
Seriously,
Next time someone throws a rock at you,
Hold up a piece of paper and watch it "protect you".
Yeah...
No.
NOTHING BEATS ROCK!
ESPECIALLY NOT PAPER!!
Well,
Dynamite might beat it,
But that's a whole other idea...
Oh,
And dragons,
Fire,
Storm,
Nothing,
And some other junk can destroy it, too.
Yeah, we play Rock, Paper, Scissors EPICALLY!
So much fun...
8D

Winter ROX!!!!!

Okay, just so this is clear, this is NOT a post about rocks. 8D

Winter is my absolute FAVORITE season!
I luv it,
Luv it,
LUV IT!!!!
I mean, come on.
There are so many reasons why it is positively AWESOME!!!!!
1. Girls don't have to shave their legs.
8D
2. One word: SNOW.
I can't get enough of that cold little white fluffy stuff.
8D
3. Ice, ice, and more ice!!!
Come on.
How many of you out there DON'T luv sliding around on those little icy patches?
*crickets chirp*
Yeah, thought so.
8D
4. SNOW DAYS
I don't think I could live without snow days!
WE
NEED
BREAKS!!!!
(Well, and we need time to do our neglected homework. 8D )
5. No bugs.
Flies and mosquitoes are just drawn to me, so winter gives me times to replenish my blood supply.
Seriously,
I get AT LEAST ten bug bites on the first day of spring.
Hate those annoying little guys.
6. You get to freeze your butt off as you hide under your bed covers waiting for the big wintery ice monster to pop out of your closet and munch you to death!!
...Wait, that might be a bad thing.
Oh, well.
You get the point.
8D

Winter ROX!!!!!

Okay, just so this is clear, this is NOT a post about rocks. 8D

Winter is my absolute FAVORITE season!
I luv it,
Luv it,
LUV IT!!!!
I mean, come on.
There are so many reasons why it is positively AWESOME!!!!!
1. Girls don't have to shave their legs.
8D
2. One word: SNOW.
I can't get enough of that cold little white fluffy stuff.
8D
3. Ice, ice, and more ice!!!
Come on.
How many of you out there DON'T luv sliding around on those little icy patches?
*crickets chirp*
Yeah, thought so.
8D
4. SNOW DAYS
I don't think I could live without snow days!
WE
NEED
BREAKS!!!!
(Well, and we need time to do our neglected homework. 8D )
5. No bugs.
Flies and mosquitoes are just drawn to me, so winter gives me times to replenish my blood supply.
Seriously,
I get AT LEAST ten bug bites on the first day of spring.
Hate those annoying little guys.
6. You get to freeze your butt off as you hide under your bed covers waiting for the big wintery ice monster to pop out of your closet and munch you to death!!
...Wait, that might be a bad thing.
Oh, well.
You get the point.
8D

I'm Thoroughly Confuzzled...

Okay, as the title says, I'M CONFUZZLED!!!!!!

So, when I was younger, I was obsessed with My Little Ponies.
What are these little ponies of wonder?
Your answer:
MY.
LITTLE.
PONIES.
Geez, you've got to be a tad bit slow not to catch that one...
But, yeah, they're basically just (AWESOME) little plastic ponies with a magnetic foot.
I own over seventy-five, plus a ton of playsets and accessories.
Obviously:
OBSESSED.
Or, at least I was.
We never got rid of them when I turned ten. 8P
But, anyways, one of the weird things about them is:
They're all girls.
ALL GIRLS.
Not one guy pony.
And, yet, there are also little baby ponies...
How do you get a baby pony (foal) without a dad?
Do they adopt?
But, where do the adoptees come from?
Another magical pony kingdom far, far, FAR away?
One that actually has guy ponies?
Or, do they all just bloom magically from flowers?
WAIT.
Breezies come from flowers.
Not MLP's.
...I think.
Seriously, though.
HOW
THE
HECK
DO
WE
GET
NEW
BABY
MLP's??!?!??!
I mean,
All girl ponies ≠ Baby ponies.
It just doesn't happen.
8D

I'm Thoroughly Confuzzled...

Okay, as the title says, I'M CONFUZZLED!!!!!!

So, when I was younger, I was obsessed with My Little Ponies.
What are these little ponies of wonder?
Your answer:
MY.
LITTLE.
PONIES.
Geez, you've got to be a tad bit slow not to catch that one...
But, yeah, they're basically just (AWESOME) little plastic ponies with a magnetic foot.
I own over seventy-five, plus a ton of playsets and accessories.
Obviously:
OBSESSED.
Or, at least I was.
We never got rid of them when I turned ten. 8P
But, anyways, one of the weird things about them is:
They're all girls.
ALL GIRLS.
Not one guy pony.
And, yet, there are also little baby ponies...
How do you get a baby pony (foal) without a dad?
Do they adopt?
But, where do the adoptees come from?
Another magical pony kingdom far, far, FAR away?
One that actually has guy ponies?
Or, do they all just bloom magically from flowers?
WAIT.
Breezies come from flowers.
Not MLP's.
...I think.
Seriously, though.
HOW
THE
HECK
DO
WE
GET
NEW
BABY
MLP's??!?!??!
I mean,
All girl ponies ≠ Baby ponies.
It just doesn't happen.
8D

...WTF?

So, I just had a thought. What if cats and dogs actually DID fall from the sky? I mean, what do you think would happen? We have enough of a domestic animal problem anyway! They shoot out, like, 9 kids in one pregnancy, but to have them falling from the sky too!? PREPOSTEROUS. I mean, look at the problems that would come about!

• Too many animals.
• People getting head injuries.
• Possibly a cat/dog apocalypse.

And that's just a few of them! Crazy, right!? "It's raining cats and dogs!" WEIRDEST. SAYING. EVER.

...WTF?

So, I just had a thought. What if cats and dogs actually DID fall from the sky? I mean, what do you think would happen? We have enough of a domestic animal problem anyway! They shoot out, like, 9 kids in one pregnancy, but to have them falling from the sky too!? PREPOSTEROUS. I mean, look at the problems that would come about!

• Too many animals.
• People getting head injuries.
• Possibly a cat/dog apocalypse.

And that's just a few of them! Crazy, right!? "It's raining cats and dogs!" WEIRDEST. SAYING. EVER.