Just Plain Randomness #6

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't posted in five days, so don't want to hear it.

1. I WANT A BUNNY. I DON'T CARE IF THEY CHEW ON WIRES AND POOP A LOT, I WANT A BUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!
2. NESSINESSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
4. CAREBEARS AND RAINBOWS AND *brain fried* Ugh, too much glitter and sparkles...
5. My sweatpants are sweating fuzz...8'(
6. Pray for the people in Japan, Hawaii, and the Pacific Coast. Please...
7. I am SO dying my hair purple tomorrow! 8D
8. OM NOM NOM
9. What I would give to have a cupcake right now...
10. OOH DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!!!!!!! 8D

I'm so sorry about this post, but I had to give you SOMETHING. I swear I will be (hopefully) back in time for the next JPR this Tuesday! I'M EFFING TRYING!!!!! 8D

Just Plain Randomness #6

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't posted in five days, so don't want to hear it.

1. I WANT A BUNNY. I DON'T CARE IF THEY CHEW ON WIRES AND POOP A LOT, I WANT A BUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!
2. NESSINESSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
4. CAREBEARS AND RAINBOWS AND *brain fried* Ugh, too much glitter and sparkles...
5. My sweatpants are sweating fuzz...8'(
6. Pray for the people in Japan, Hawaii, and the Pacific Coast. Please...
7. I am SO dying my hair purple tomorrow! 8D
8. OM NOM NOM
9. What I would give to have a cupcake right now...
10. OOH DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!!!!!!! 8D

I'm so sorry about this post, but I had to give you SOMETHING. I swear I will be (hopefully) back in time for the next JPR this Tuesday! I'M EFFING TRYING!!!!! 8D

LiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSp...

What idiot decided to put an "s" in lisp?
Anyways, the reason I'm talking about lispyness is the fact that I got my braces off today!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!
...And I got a retainer.
Meh.
It's not that bad...
Well,
The bottom piece, anyways.
The top bit annoys the heck out of me.
>.<
Why do I despise it so?
Well...
It gives me a terrible (yet really funny to other people) lisp.
LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP.
It makes my teeth hurt like crazy.
It's a pain in the butt to stick in my mouth.
It feels so freakin' WEIRD.
I have to wear this thing 24/7 for the next SIX MONTHS.
Kill me now.
Anyways, my teeth look really good.
But, everyone keeps cracking up at my terrible lisp.
Meh, it is pretty funny.
8D

LiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSp...

What idiot decided to put an "s" in lisp?
Anyways, the reason I'm talking about lispyness is the fact that I got my braces off today!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!
...And I got a retainer.
Meh.
It's not that bad...
Well,
The bottom piece, anyways.
The top bit annoys the heck out of me.
>.<
Why do I despise it so?
Well...
It gives me a terrible (yet really funny to other people) lisp.
LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP.
It makes my teeth hurt like crazy.
It's a pain in the butt to stick in my mouth.
It feels so freakin' WEIRD.
I have to wear this thing 24/7 for the next SIX MONTHS.
Kill me now.
Anyways, my teeth look really good.
But, everyone keeps cracking up at my terrible lisp.
Meh, it is pretty funny.
8D

Kindergarteners. Are. EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!

They are.
They really are.
Kindergarteners are planning to take over the world.
Don't ask how I know this.
Okay, do ask.
Do ask what they did to me today.
Alright, then.
I'll tell you.
Today, me and my grade went out to recess.
(Yeah, we still have recess.
Save yourself the trouble and just don't ask.
Seriously,
DON'T ASK!!!!)
The kindergarteners share the time with us.
You wanna know what a bunch of the little girls did to me?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Of course ya do.
Ya wouldn't have asked in the first place if ya didn't.
8D
Anyways,
They all:
Chased me around,
Grabbed onto my sweatshirt,
Dragged me into a corner,
Smushed me into said corner,
Stole my shoes,
Tied me up with jump ropes,
And stole my lunch box.
Oh,
And one of them LICKED me.
L-I-C-K-E-D.
As in, that thing you do with your tongue.
...Why does that sound so wrong?
Anyways,
They made me bleed, too!
...And that also sounds wrong.
Ugh.
Try this:
*They gave me a big boo-boo, too!
That's better.
...I hope...
So,
Do ya freakin' see why those little guys are evil?
Huh?
Do ya?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Good.
8D
(Oh, yeah.
Did I mention I'm a seventh grader?
EVIIIILLL LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8D

Kindergarteners. Are. EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!

They are.
They really are.
Kindergarteners are planning to take over the world.
Don't ask how I know this.
Okay, do ask.
Do ask what they did to me today.
Alright, then.
I'll tell you.
Today, me and my grade went out to recess.
(Yeah, we still have recess.
Save yourself the trouble and just don't ask.
Seriously,
DON'T ASK!!!!)
The kindergarteners share the time with us.
You wanna know what a bunch of the little girls did to me?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Of course ya do.
Ya wouldn't have asked in the first place if ya didn't.
8D
Anyways,
They all:
Chased me around,
Grabbed onto my sweatshirt,
Dragged me into a corner,
Smushed me into said corner,
Stole my shoes,
Tied me up with jump ropes,
And stole my lunch box.
Oh,
And one of them LICKED me.
L-I-C-K-E-D.
As in, that thing you do with your tongue.
...Why does that sound so wrong?
Anyways,
They made me bleed, too!
...And that also sounds wrong.
Ugh.
Try this:
*They gave me a big boo-boo, too!
That's better.
...I hope...
So,
Do ya freakin' see why those little guys are evil?
Huh?
Do ya?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Good.
8D
(Oh, yeah.
Did I mention I'm a seventh grader?
EVIIIILLL LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8D

Why Can't This Junk Be Real?

• Unicorns.
• Pegasus.
• Easter Bunny.
• Talking Horse.
• Fairies.
• Magic.
• Santa Claus.
• Tooth Fairy.
• Ghosts.
• Zombies.
• Project Phoenix.
• Flying Fish.
• Real Reindeer Without Bunny Tails.
• Pokémon.
• Bakugan.
• Magical Stuffed Animals That Come To Life.
• Naruto.
• Peace.
• Money Trees.
• Pets That Don't Shed.
• Working Angel Wings.
• Makeup That Doesn't Run.
• Microwaves Without Open Buttons
• A Life For Me

Seriously, why can't this junk be real?
THIS
JUNK
IS
AMAZING.
Having these things would really make life better...
Or, at least, most of them would.
8D

Why Can't This Junk Be Real?

• Unicorns.
• Pegasus.
• Easter Bunny.
• Talking Horse.
• Fairies.
• Magic.
• Santa Claus.
• Tooth Fairy.
• Ghosts.
• Zombies.
• Project Phoenix.
• Flying Fish.
• Real Reindeer Without Bunny Tails.
• Pokémon.
• Bakugan.
• Magical Stuffed Animals That Come To Life.
• Naruto.
• Peace.
• Money Trees.
• Pets That Don't Shed.
• Working Angel Wings.
• Makeup That Doesn't Run.
• Microwaves Without Open Buttons
• A Life For Me

Seriously, why can't this junk be real?
THIS
JUNK
IS
AMAZING.
Having these things would really make life better...
Or, at least, most of them would.
8D

Wall Paint?

Yeah, stealing my idea from yesterday...Well, here we go!

What the heck is the point of wall paint?
And, by wall paint, I mean painting your walls.
Any random color.
Any color at all.
Just slapping the paint on there.
Spending hours and hours rolling it on.
All
For
NOTHING.
Yeah, you heard/read me right!
Painting your walls
Does nothing.
NOTHING.
Nothing.
N-O-T-H-I-N-G.
Nada.
Zip.
Zilch.
Bleh.
Nothing. At. All.
Seriously, why do you paint your walls?
Do you stare at them all day in hopes that the giant colorful parent eating monster will jump out of one of them and eat your annoying parents?
As AWESOME as that would be...
Yeah, no.
I mean,
Most kids are OUTSIDE during the day.
Not cramped up in their room staring at the walls.
Kids are cramped up in their rooms watching TV.
DUH!
So, why paint the walls if you never, ever bother looking at them?
That's right...
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Although, painting is pretty much just a waste of time and money.
I mean,
Painting wood colorful colors?
Bleh.
8D

Wall Paint?

Yeah, stealing my idea from yesterday...Well, here we go!

What the heck is the point of wall paint?
And, by wall paint, I mean painting your walls.
Any random color.
Any color at all.
Just slapping the paint on there.
Spending hours and hours rolling it on.
All
For
NOTHING.
Yeah, you heard/read me right!
Painting your walls
Does nothing.
NOTHING.
Nothing.
N-O-T-H-I-N-G.
Nada.
Zip.
Zilch.
Bleh.
Nothing. At. All.
Seriously, why do you paint your walls?
Do you stare at them all day in hopes that the giant colorful parent eating monster will jump out of one of them and eat your annoying parents?
As AWESOME as that would be...
Yeah, no.
I mean,
Most kids are OUTSIDE during the day.
Not cramped up in their room staring at the walls.
Kids are cramped up in their rooms watching TV.
DUH!
So, why paint the walls if you never, ever bother looking at them?
That's right...
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Although, painting is pretty much just a waste of time and money.
I mean,
Painting wood colorful colors?
Bleh.
8D

Random Growling At My School Uniform

...Pretty much what the title says. 8D

Why. The. Heck. Do. We. All. Need. To. Wear. UNIFORMS?!?!?!
It's a skirt and a freakin' polo WITH A COLLAR and a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
I don't like running around in gym in a freakin' skirt.
Do you realize how annoying that is?
It's all: Flip, Flop, Flip, Flop, Stuck, Pull, Rip, Tear, Ugh.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
What is even the point of uniforms, anyway?
I mean, is it to keep people from bullying others because of their outfits?
Because, if that's it, it doesn't work.
At all.
Trust me, some kids still crack jokes about how my skirt is longer than theirs.
So?
I like being weird.
8D
But, that can still hurt some other kids' feelings.
I would put an "Oh, well" or a "Meh", but that would make me sound heartless.
I do care about bullying.
I do.
But, this isn't a post about that.
This is about me complaining about the dang uniform.
...Man, I got off topic.
Oh, well.
8D
I think I'll cut it off here before I start talking about, I don't know, wall paint or something.
OH!
AWESOME NEXT POST IDEA!!!!!!!!
8D

Random Growling At My School Uniform

...Pretty much what the title says. 8D

Why. The. Heck. Do. We. All. Need. To. Wear. UNIFORMS?!?!?!
It's a skirt and a freakin' polo WITH A COLLAR and a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
I don't like running around in gym in a freakin' skirt.
Do you realize how annoying that is?
It's all: Flip, Flop, Flip, Flop, Stuck, Pull, Rip, Tear, Ugh.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
What is even the point of uniforms, anyway?
I mean, is it to keep people from bullying others because of their outfits?
Because, if that's it, it doesn't work.
At all.
Trust me, some kids still crack jokes about how my skirt is longer than theirs.
So?
I like being weird.
8D
But, that can still hurt some other kids' feelings.
I would put an "Oh, well" or a "Meh", but that would make me sound heartless.
I do care about bullying.
I do.
But, this isn't a post about that.
This is about me complaining about the dang uniform.
...Man, I got off topic.
Oh, well.
8D
I think I'll cut it off here before I start talking about, I don't know, wall paint or something.
OH!
AWESOME NEXT POST IDEA!!!!!!!!
8D