Why Can't This Junk Be Real?

• Unicorns.
• Pegasus.
• Easter Bunny.
• Talking Horse.
• Fairies.
• Magic.
• Santa Claus.
• Tooth Fairy.
• Ghosts.
• Zombies.
• Project Phoenix.
• Flying Fish.
• Real Reindeer Without Bunny Tails.
• Pokémon.
• Bakugan.
• Magical Stuffed Animals That Come To Life.
• Naruto.
• Peace.
• Money Trees.
• Pets That Don't Shed.
• Working Angel Wings.
• Makeup That Doesn't Run.
• Microwaves Without Open Buttons
• A Life For Me

Seriously, why can't this junk be real?
THIS
JUNK
IS
AMAZING.
Having these things would really make life better...
Or, at least, most of them would.
8D