Why Can't This Junk Be Real?

• Unicorns.
• Pegasus.
• Easter Bunny.
• Talking Horse.
• Fairies.
• Magic.
• Santa Claus.
• Tooth Fairy.
• Ghosts.
• Zombies.
• Project Phoenix.
• Flying Fish.
• Real Reindeer Without Bunny Tails.
• Pokémon.
• Bakugan.
• Magical Stuffed Animals That Come To Life.
• Naruto.
• Peace.
• Money Trees.
• Pets That Don't Shed.
• Working Angel Wings.
• Makeup That Doesn't Run.
• Microwaves Without Open Buttons
• A Life For Me

Seriously, why can't this junk be real?
THIS
JUNK
IS
AMAZING.
Having these things would really make life better...
Or, at least, most of them would.
8D

Why Can't This Junk Be Real?

• Unicorns.
• Pegasus.
• Easter Bunny.
• Talking Horse.
• Fairies.
• Magic.
• Santa Claus.
• Tooth Fairy.
• Ghosts.
• Zombies.
• Project Phoenix.
• Flying Fish.
• Real Reindeer Without Bunny Tails.
• Pokémon.
• Bakugan.
• Magical Stuffed Animals That Come To Life.
• Naruto.
• Peace.
• Money Trees.
• Pets That Don't Shed.
• Working Angel Wings.
• Makeup That Doesn't Run.
• Microwaves Without Open Buttons
• A Life For Me

Seriously, why can't this junk be real?
THIS
JUNK
IS
AMAZING.
Having these things would really make life better...
Or, at least, most of them would.
8D