¡YO QUIERO SER UN HIPOPÓTAMO!
Yes, I speak Spanish. Don't be suprised.
Anyways, the translation of that little phrase is:
I WANT TO BE A HIPPO!
And, I do.
I really do.
Why?
It'll all make sense in a minute.
First, let me explain something that MLIA has taught me.
According to my fellow MLIA-ers, rhinos are just fat unicorns.
So,
Rhino+treadmill=Unicorn
Still following me?
Good.
Now, think about hippos in the same logic.
What do hippos look like?
Think.
Think.
THINK.
...........
You thought, right?
Okay, phew, thought I was gonna have to break out the bus.
............
Oh, like you've never seen a teenage girl who uses a bus to run peoples over!
...Really?
You haven't?
Dang it...
Whoa, off topic.
Anyways, hippos look kind of like dinosaurs, right?
Right?
Right?
Si.
But, hippos are shorter than dinosaurs.
They're fatter, too.
Sooooooooo...
Hippos are just fat short dinosaurs!
Hippo+treadmill+growth stimulant=DINOSAUR
Awesomeness, right?
:)
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Showing posts with label Randomness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Randomness. Show all posts
Monday, April 25, 2011
Hippos and Rhinos
¡YO QUIERO SER UN HIPOPÓTAMO!
Yes, I speak Spanish. Don't be suprised.
Anyways, the translation of that little phrase is:
I WANT TO BE A HIPPO!
And, I do.
I really do.
Why?
It'll all make sense in a minute.
First, let me explain something that MLIA has taught me.
According to my fellow MLIA-ers, rhinos are just fat unicorns.
So,
Rhino+treadmill=Unicorn
Still following me?
Good.
Now, think about hippos in the same logic.
What do hippos look like?
Think.
Think.
THINK.
...........
You thought, right?
Okay, phew, thought I was gonna have to break out the bus.
............
Oh, like you've never seen a teenage girl who uses a bus to run peoples over!
...Really?
You haven't?
Dang it...
Whoa, off topic.
Anyways, hippos look kind of like dinosaurs, right?
Right?
Right?
Si.
But, hippos are shorter than dinosaurs.
They're fatter, too.
Sooooooooo...
Hippos are just fat short dinosaurs!
Hippo+treadmill+growth stimulant=DINOSAUR
Awesomeness, right?
:)
Yes, I speak Spanish. Don't be suprised.
Anyways, the translation of that little phrase is:
I WANT TO BE A HIPPO!
And, I do.
I really do.
Why?
It'll all make sense in a minute.
First, let me explain something that MLIA has taught me.
According to my fellow MLIA-ers, rhinos are just fat unicorns.
So,
Rhino+treadmill=Unicorn
Still following me?
Good.
Now, think about hippos in the same logic.
What do hippos look like?
Think.
Think.
THINK.
...........
You thought, right?
Okay, phew, thought I was gonna have to break out the bus.
............
Oh, like you've never seen a teenage girl who uses a bus to run peoples over!
...Really?
You haven't?
Dang it...
Whoa, off topic.
Anyways, hippos look kind of like dinosaurs, right?
Right?
Right?
Si.
But, hippos are shorter than dinosaurs.
They're fatter, too.
Sooooooooo...
Hippos are just fat short dinosaurs!
Hippo+treadmill+growth stimulant=DINOSAUR
Awesomeness, right?
:)
Friday, March 11, 2011
Just Plain Randomness #6
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't posted in five days, so don't want to hear it.
1. I WANT A BUNNY. I DON'T CARE IF THEY CHEW ON WIRES AND POOP A LOT, I WANT A BUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!
2. NESSINESSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
4. CAREBEARS AND RAINBOWS AND *brain fried* Ugh, too much glitter and sparkles...
5. My sweatpants are sweating fuzz...8'(
6. Pray for the people in Japan, Hawaii, and the Pacific Coast. Please...
7. I am SO dying my hair purple tomorrow! 8D
8. OM NOM NOM
9. What I would give to have a cupcake right now...
10. OOH DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!!!!!!! 8D
I'm so sorry about this post, but I had to give you SOMETHING. I swear I will be (hopefully) back in time for the next JPR this Tuesday! I'M EFFING TRYING!!!!! 8D
1. I WANT A BUNNY. I DON'T CARE IF THEY CHEW ON WIRES AND POOP A LOT, I WANT A BUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!
2. NESSINESSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
4. CAREBEARS AND RAINBOWS AND *brain fried* Ugh, too much glitter and sparkles...
5. My sweatpants are sweating fuzz...8'(
6. Pray for the people in Japan, Hawaii, and the Pacific Coast. Please...
7. I am SO dying my hair purple tomorrow! 8D
8. OM NOM NOM
9. What I would give to have a cupcake right now...
10. OOH DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!!!!!!! 8D
I'm so sorry about this post, but I had to give you SOMETHING. I swear I will be (hopefully) back in time for the next JPR this Tuesday! I'M EFFING TRYING!!!!! 8D
Just Plain Randomness #6
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't posted in five days, so don't want to hear it.
1. I WANT A BUNNY. I DON'T CARE IF THEY CHEW ON WIRES AND POOP A LOT, I WANT A BUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!
2. NESSINESSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
4. CAREBEARS AND RAINBOWS AND *brain fried* Ugh, too much glitter and sparkles...
5. My sweatpants are sweating fuzz...8'(
6. Pray for the people in Japan, Hawaii, and the Pacific Coast. Please...
7. I am SO dying my hair purple tomorrow! 8D
8. OM NOM NOM
9. What I would give to have a cupcake right now...
10. OOH DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!!!!!!! 8D
I'm so sorry about this post, but I had to give you SOMETHING. I swear I will be (hopefully) back in time for the next JPR this Tuesday! I'M EFFING TRYING!!!!! 8D
1. I WANT A BUNNY. I DON'T CARE IF THEY CHEW ON WIRES AND POOP A LOT, I WANT A BUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!
2. NESSINESSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
4. CAREBEARS AND RAINBOWS AND *brain fried* Ugh, too much glitter and sparkles...
5. My sweatpants are sweating fuzz...8'(
6. Pray for the people in Japan, Hawaii, and the Pacific Coast. Please...
7. I am SO dying my hair purple tomorrow! 8D
8. OM NOM NOM
9. What I would give to have a cupcake right now...
10. OOH DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!!!!!!! 8D
I'm so sorry about this post, but I had to give you SOMETHING. I swear I will be (hopefully) back in time for the next JPR this Tuesday! I'M EFFING TRYING!!!!! 8D
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Bunnies, Bunnies, And More Bunnies...
BUNNY GALLERY!!!! 8D
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AREN'T ALL THESE BUNNEHS SUPER CUTE?!?!?!?!?!
8D
(Oh, yeah, I've got an EVIIIILLL kindergartener update for ya. Guess what they did to me today? They slammed my head into a [HARD] brick wall and gave me a massive headache before running away with my shoes and socks. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...)
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(*.*)
(__)
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(^.^)
(__)
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(@.@)
(___)
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(O.O)
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($.$)
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(0.0)
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(-.-)
(_)
( )( )
(+.+)
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(v.v)
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AREN'T ALL THESE BUNNEHS SUPER CUTE?!?!?!?!?!
8D
(Oh, yeah, I've got an EVIIIILLL kindergartener update for ya. Guess what they did to me today? They slammed my head into a [HARD] brick wall and gave me a massive headache before running away with my shoes and socks. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...)
Bunnies, Bunnies, And More Bunnies...
BUNNY GALLERY!!!! 8D
() ()
(*.*)
(__)
() ()
(^.^)
(__)
( ) ( )
(@.@)
(___)
( ) ( )
(O.O)
(__)
() ()
($.$)
(__)
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(0.0)
(__)
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(x.x)
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(~.~)
(__)
( ) ( )
(>.<)
(__)
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(-.-)
(_)
( )( )
(+.+)
(__)
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(v.v)
(__)
AREN'T ALL THESE BUNNEHS SUPER CUTE?!?!?!?!?!
8D
(Oh, yeah, I've got an EVIIIILLL kindergartener update for ya. Guess what they did to me today? They slammed my head into a [HARD] brick wall and gave me a massive headache before running away with my shoes and socks. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...)
() ()
(*.*)
(__)
() ()
(^.^)
(__)
( ) ( )
(@.@)
(___)
( ) ( )
(O.O)
(__)
() ()
($.$)
(__)
() ()
(0.0)
(__)
() ()
(x.x)
(__)
() ()
(~.~)
(__)
( ) ( )
(>.<)
(__)
() ()
(-.-)
(_)
( )( )
(+.+)
(__)
() ()
(v.v)
(__)
AREN'T ALL THESE BUNNEHS SUPER CUTE?!?!?!?!?!
8D
(Oh, yeah, I've got an EVIIIILLL kindergartener update for ya. Guess what they did to me today? They slammed my head into a [HARD] brick wall and gave me a massive headache before running away with my shoes and socks. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...)
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Kindergarteners. Are. EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!
They are.
They really are.
Kindergarteners are planning to take over the world.
Don't ask how I know this.
Okay, do ask.
Do ask what they did to me today.
Alright, then.
I'll tell you.
Today, me and my grade went out to recess.
(Yeah, we still have recess.
Save yourself the trouble and just don't ask.
Seriously,
DON'T ASK!!!!)
The kindergarteners share the time with us.
You wanna know what a bunch of the little girls did to me?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Of course ya do.
Ya wouldn't have asked in the first place if ya didn't.
8D
Anyways,
They all:
Chased me around,
Grabbed onto my sweatshirt,
Dragged me into a corner,
Smushed me into said corner,
Stole my shoes,
Tied me up with jump ropes,
And stole my lunch box.
Oh,
And one of them LICKED me.
L-I-C-K-E-D.
As in, that thing you do with your tongue.
...Why does that sound so wrong?
Anyways,
They made me bleed, too!
...And that also sounds wrong.
Ugh.
Try this:
*They gave me a big boo-boo, too!
That's better.
...I hope...
So,
Do ya freakin' see why those little guys are evil?
Huh?
Do ya?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Good.
8D
(Oh, yeah.
Did I mention I'm a seventh grader?
EVIIIILLL LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8D
They really are.
Kindergarteners are planning to take over the world.
Don't ask how I know this.
Okay, do ask.
Do ask what they did to me today.
Alright, then.
I'll tell you.
Today, me and my grade went out to recess.
(Yeah, we still have recess.
Save yourself the trouble and just don't ask.
Seriously,
DON'T ASK!!!!)
The kindergarteners share the time with us.
You wanna know what a bunch of the little girls did to me?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Of course ya do.
Ya wouldn't have asked in the first place if ya didn't.
8D
Anyways,
They all:
Chased me around,
Grabbed onto my sweatshirt,
Dragged me into a corner,
Smushed me into said corner,
Stole my shoes,
Tied me up with jump ropes,
And stole my lunch box.
Oh,
And one of them LICKED me.
L-I-C-K-E-D.
As in, that thing you do with your tongue.
...Why does that sound so wrong?
Anyways,
They made me bleed, too!
...And that also sounds wrong.
Ugh.
Try this:
*They gave me a big boo-boo, too!
That's better.
...I hope...
So,
Do ya freakin' see why those little guys are evil?
Huh?
Do ya?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Good.
8D
(Oh, yeah.
Did I mention I'm a seventh grader?
EVIIIILLL LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8D
Kindergarteners. Are. EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!
They are.
They really are.
Kindergarteners are planning to take over the world.
Don't ask how I know this.
Okay, do ask.
Do ask what they did to me today.
Alright, then.
I'll tell you.
Today, me and my grade went out to recess.
(Yeah, we still have recess.
Save yourself the trouble and just don't ask.
Seriously,
DON'T ASK!!!!)
The kindergarteners share the time with us.
You wanna know what a bunch of the little girls did to me?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Of course ya do.
Ya wouldn't have asked in the first place if ya didn't.
8D
Anyways,
They all:
Chased me around,
Grabbed onto my sweatshirt,
Dragged me into a corner,
Smushed me into said corner,
Stole my shoes,
Tied me up with jump ropes,
And stole my lunch box.
Oh,
And one of them LICKED me.
L-I-C-K-E-D.
As in, that thing you do with your tongue.
...Why does that sound so wrong?
Anyways,
They made me bleed, too!
...And that also sounds wrong.
Ugh.
Try this:
*They gave me a big boo-boo, too!
That's better.
...I hope...
So,
Do ya freakin' see why those little guys are evil?
Huh?
Do ya?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Good.
8D
(Oh, yeah.
Did I mention I'm a seventh grader?
EVIIIILLL LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8D
They really are.
Kindergarteners are planning to take over the world.
Don't ask how I know this.
Okay, do ask.
Do ask what they did to me today.
Alright, then.
I'll tell you.
Today, me and my grade went out to recess.
(Yeah, we still have recess.
Save yourself the trouble and just don't ask.
Seriously,
DON'T ASK!!!!)
The kindergarteners share the time with us.
You wanna know what a bunch of the little girls did to me?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Of course ya do.
Ya wouldn't have asked in the first place if ya didn't.
8D
Anyways,
They all:
Chased me around,
Grabbed onto my sweatshirt,
Dragged me into a corner,
Smushed me into said corner,
Stole my shoes,
Tied me up with jump ropes,
And stole my lunch box.
Oh,
And one of them LICKED me.
L-I-C-K-E-D.
As in, that thing you do with your tongue.
...Why does that sound so wrong?
Anyways,
They made me bleed, too!
...And that also sounds wrong.
Ugh.
Try this:
*They gave me a big boo-boo, too!
That's better.
...I hope...
So,
Do ya freakin' see why those little guys are evil?
Huh?
Do ya?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Good.
8D
(Oh, yeah.
Did I mention I'm a seventh grader?
EVIIIILLL LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8D
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Just Plain Randomness #5
Hola peoples! Happy March, and here's this week's JPR! 8D
1. Does anyone else get annoyed when all the popcorn kernels in the bag don't pop? Grrrrrrrrr...
2. A bunch of kindergarteners gave me a boo-boo! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
3. Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and...ZEBRA-Y!!!
4. Yo tengo no vida...
5. The big, smile-y, heart-y, febreeze-y, attack-y, EVIIIILLL monkey is plotting to kill me and take over the world with the help of Evil Bunny and all the evil punctuation marks! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
6. My wall is shiny...Heheh.
7. I AM A CAT! MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW....
8. YES! YESYESYES! CUT UP THAT STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER BRACELET!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
9. Nines are just upside-down sixes trying to get attention. Hmph.
10. I have a bunch of colorful ducks staring at me...I think I'm going to go hide under my bed now.
Has anyone seen my pet rock? I lost it a few days ago...*shrugs* Oh, well...8D
1. Does anyone else get annoyed when all the popcorn kernels in the bag don't pop? Grrrrrrrrr...
2. A bunch of kindergarteners gave me a boo-boo! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
3. Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and...ZEBRA-Y!!!
4. Yo tengo no vida...
5. The big, smile-y, heart-y, febreeze-y, attack-y, EVIIIILLL monkey is plotting to kill me and take over the world with the help of Evil Bunny and all the evil punctuation marks! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
6. My wall is shiny...Heheh.
7. I AM A CAT! MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW....
8. YES! YESYESYES! CUT UP THAT STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER BRACELET!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
9. Nines are just upside-down sixes trying to get attention. Hmph.
10. I have a bunch of colorful ducks staring at me...I think I'm going to go hide under my bed now.
Has anyone seen my pet rock? I lost it a few days ago...*shrugs* Oh, well...8D
Just Plain Randomness #5
Hola peoples! Happy March, and here's this week's JPR! 8D
1. Does anyone else get annoyed when all the popcorn kernels in the bag don't pop? Grrrrrrrrr...
2. A bunch of kindergarteners gave me a boo-boo! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
3. Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and...ZEBRA-Y!!!
4. Yo tengo no vida...
5. The big, smile-y, heart-y, febreeze-y, attack-y, EVIIIILLL monkey is plotting to kill me and take over the world with the help of Evil Bunny and all the evil punctuation marks! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
6. My wall is shiny...Heheh.
7. I AM A CAT! MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW....
8. YES! YESYESYES! CUT UP THAT STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER BRACELET!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
9. Nines are just upside-down sixes trying to get attention. Hmph.
10. I have a bunch of colorful ducks staring at me...I think I'm going to go hide under my bed now.
Has anyone seen my pet rock? I lost it a few days ago...*shrugs* Oh, well...8D
1. Does anyone else get annoyed when all the popcorn kernels in the bag don't pop? Grrrrrrrrr...
2. A bunch of kindergarteners gave me a boo-boo! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
3. Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and...ZEBRA-Y!!!
4. Yo tengo no vida...
5. The big, smile-y, heart-y, febreeze-y, attack-y, EVIIIILLL monkey is plotting to kill me and take over the world with the help of Evil Bunny and all the evil punctuation marks! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
6. My wall is shiny...Heheh.
7. I AM A CAT! MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW....
8. YES! YESYESYES! CUT UP THAT STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER BRACELET!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
9. Nines are just upside-down sixes trying to get attention. Hmph.
10. I have a bunch of colorful ducks staring at me...I think I'm going to go hide under my bed now.
Has anyone seen my pet rock? I lost it a few days ago...*shrugs* Oh, well...8D
Monday, February 28, 2011
Rock, Paper, Scissors...
Rock...
Paper...
Scissors...
SHOOT!!!
Yeah, I do the version with "shoot" at the end.
But, THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE!!!
I mean,
I get how Scissors can beat Paper.
I get how Rock can beat Scissors.
But,
HOW THE HECK CAN PAPER BEAT ROCK?!?!?
I mean...
IT'S A FREAKIN' ROCK!!!!
And yet flimsy little (sharp) paper can beat it.
Much less by simply COVERING the dang rock!!
Really, people, really?
Rock would beat the crap out of paper!
Seriously,
Next time someone throws a rock at you,
Hold up a piece of paper and watch it "protect you".
Yeah...
No.
NOTHING BEATS ROCK!
ESPECIALLY NOT PAPER!!
Well,
Dynamite might beat it,
But that's a whole other idea...
Oh,
And dragons,
Fire,
Storm,
Nothing,
And some other junk can destroy it, too.
Yeah, we play Rock, Paper, Scissors EPICALLY!
So much fun...
8D
Paper...
Scissors...
SHOOT!!!
Yeah, I do the version with "shoot" at the end.
But, THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE!!!
I mean,
I get how Scissors can beat Paper.
I get how Rock can beat Scissors.
But,
HOW THE HECK CAN PAPER BEAT ROCK?!?!?
I mean...
IT'S A FREAKIN' ROCK!!!!
And yet flimsy little (sharp) paper can beat it.
Much less by simply COVERING the dang rock!!
Really, people, really?
Rock would beat the crap out of paper!
Seriously,
Next time someone throws a rock at you,
Hold up a piece of paper and watch it "protect you".
Yeah...
No.
NOTHING BEATS ROCK!
ESPECIALLY NOT PAPER!!
Well,
Dynamite might beat it,
But that's a whole other idea...
Oh,
And dragons,
Fire,
Storm,
Nothing,
And some other junk can destroy it, too.
Yeah, we play Rock, Paper, Scissors EPICALLY!
So much fun...
8D
Rock, Paper, Scissors...
Rock...
Paper...
Scissors...
SHOOT!!!
Yeah, I do the version with "shoot" at the end.
But, THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE!!!
I mean,
I get how Scissors can beat Paper.
I get how Rock can beat Scissors.
But,
HOW THE HECK CAN PAPER BEAT ROCK?!?!?
I mean...
IT'S A FREAKIN' ROCK!!!!
And yet flimsy little (sharp) paper can beat it.
Much less by simply COVERING the dang rock!!
Really, people, really?
Rock would beat the crap out of paper!
Seriously,
Next time someone throws a rock at you,
Hold up a piece of paper and watch it "protect you".
Yeah...
No.
NOTHING BEATS ROCK!
ESPECIALLY NOT PAPER!!
Well,
Dynamite might beat it,
But that's a whole other idea...
Oh,
And dragons,
Fire,
Storm,
Nothing,
And some other junk can destroy it, too.
Yeah, we play Rock, Paper, Scissors EPICALLY!
So much fun...
8D
Paper...
Scissors...
SHOOT!!!
Yeah, I do the version with "shoot" at the end.
But, THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE!!!
I mean,
I get how Scissors can beat Paper.
I get how Rock can beat Scissors.
But,
HOW THE HECK CAN PAPER BEAT ROCK?!?!?
I mean...
IT'S A FREAKIN' ROCK!!!!
And yet flimsy little (sharp) paper can beat it.
Much less by simply COVERING the dang rock!!
Really, people, really?
Rock would beat the crap out of paper!
Seriously,
Next time someone throws a rock at you,
Hold up a piece of paper and watch it "protect you".
Yeah...
No.
NOTHING BEATS ROCK!
ESPECIALLY NOT PAPER!!
Well,
Dynamite might beat it,
But that's a whole other idea...
Oh,
And dragons,
Fire,
Storm,
Nothing,
And some other junk can destroy it, too.
Yeah, we play Rock, Paper, Scissors EPICALLY!
So much fun...
8D
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Winter ROX!!!!!
Okay, just so this is clear, this is NOT a post about rocks. 8D
Winter is my absolute FAVORITE season!
I luv it,
Luv it,
LUV IT!!!!
I mean, come on.
There are so many reasons why it is positively AWESOME!!!!!
1. Girls don't have to shave their legs.
8D
2. One word: SNOW.
I can't get enough of that cold little white fluffy stuff.
8D
3. Ice, ice, and more ice!!!
Come on.
How many of you out there DON'T luv sliding around on those little icy patches?
*crickets chirp*
Yeah, thought so.
8D
4. SNOW DAYS
I don't think I could live without snow days!
WE
NEED
BREAKS!!!!
(Well, and we need time to do our neglected homework. 8D )
5. No bugs.
Flies and mosquitoes are just drawn to me, so winter gives me times to replenish my blood supply.
Seriously,
I get AT LEAST ten bug bites on the first day of spring.
Hate those annoying little guys.
6. You get to freeze your butt off as you hide under your bed covers waiting for the big wintery ice monster to pop out of your closet and munch you to death!!
...Wait, that might be a bad thing.
Oh, well.
You get the point.
8D
Winter is my absolute FAVORITE season!
I luv it,
Luv it,
LUV IT!!!!
I mean, come on.
There are so many reasons why it is positively AWESOME!!!!!
1. Girls don't have to shave their legs.
8D
2. One word: SNOW.
I can't get enough of that cold little white fluffy stuff.
8D
3. Ice, ice, and more ice!!!
Come on.
How many of you out there DON'T luv sliding around on those little icy patches?
*crickets chirp*
Yeah, thought so.
8D
4. SNOW DAYS
I don't think I could live without snow days!
WE
NEED
BREAKS!!!!
(Well, and we need time to do our neglected homework. 8D )
5. No bugs.
Flies and mosquitoes are just drawn to me, so winter gives me times to replenish my blood supply.
Seriously,
I get AT LEAST ten bug bites on the first day of spring.
Hate those annoying little guys.
6. You get to freeze your butt off as you hide under your bed covers waiting for the big wintery ice monster to pop out of your closet and munch you to death!!
...Wait, that might be a bad thing.
Oh, well.
You get the point.
8D
Winter ROX!!!!!
Okay, just so this is clear, this is NOT a post about rocks. 8D
Winter is my absolute FAVORITE season!
I luv it,
Luv it,
LUV IT!!!!
I mean, come on.
There are so many reasons why it is positively AWESOME!!!!!
1. Girls don't have to shave their legs.
8D
2. One word: SNOW.
I can't get enough of that cold little white fluffy stuff.
8D
3. Ice, ice, and more ice!!!
Come on.
How many of you out there DON'T luv sliding around on those little icy patches?
*crickets chirp*
Yeah, thought so.
8D
4. SNOW DAYS
I don't think I could live without snow days!
WE
NEED
BREAKS!!!!
(Well, and we need time to do our neglected homework. 8D )
5. No bugs.
Flies and mosquitoes are just drawn to me, so winter gives me times to replenish my blood supply.
Seriously,
I get AT LEAST ten bug bites on the first day of spring.
Hate those annoying little guys.
6. You get to freeze your butt off as you hide under your bed covers waiting for the big wintery ice monster to pop out of your closet and munch you to death!!
...Wait, that might be a bad thing.
Oh, well.
You get the point.
8D
Winter is my absolute FAVORITE season!
I luv it,
Luv it,
LUV IT!!!!
I mean, come on.
There are so many reasons why it is positively AWESOME!!!!!
1. Girls don't have to shave their legs.
8D
2. One word: SNOW.
I can't get enough of that cold little white fluffy stuff.
8D
3. Ice, ice, and more ice!!!
Come on.
How many of you out there DON'T luv sliding around on those little icy patches?
*crickets chirp*
Yeah, thought so.
8D
4. SNOW DAYS
I don't think I could live without snow days!
WE
NEED
BREAKS!!!!
(Well, and we need time to do our neglected homework. 8D )
5. No bugs.
Flies and mosquitoes are just drawn to me, so winter gives me times to replenish my blood supply.
Seriously,
I get AT LEAST ten bug bites on the first day of spring.
Hate those annoying little guys.
6. You get to freeze your butt off as you hide under your bed covers waiting for the big wintery ice monster to pop out of your closet and munch you to death!!
...Wait, that might be a bad thing.
Oh, well.
You get the point.
8D
Friday, February 25, 2011
I'm Thoroughly Confuzzled...
Okay, as the title says, I'M CONFUZZLED!!!!!!
So, when I was younger, I was obsessed with My Little Ponies.
What are these little ponies of wonder?
Your answer:
MY.
LITTLE.
PONIES.
Geez, you've got to be a tad bit slow not to catch that one...
But, yeah, they're basically just (AWESOME) little plastic ponies with a magnetic foot.
I own over seventy-five, plus a ton of playsets and accessories.
Obviously:
OBSESSED.
Or, at least I was.
We never got rid of them when I turned ten. 8P
But, anyways, one of the weird things about them is:
They're all girls.
ALL GIRLS.
Not one guy pony.
And, yet, there are also little baby ponies...
How do you get a baby pony (foal) without a dad?
Do they adopt?
But, where do the adoptees come from?
Another magical pony kingdom far, far, FAR away?
One that actually has guy ponies?
Or, do they all just bloom magically from flowers?
WAIT.
Breezies come from flowers.
Not MLP's.
...I think.
Seriously, though.
HOW
THE
HECK
DO
WE
GET
NEW
BABY
MLP's??!?!??!
I mean,
All girl ponies ≠ Baby ponies.
It just doesn't happen.
8D
So, when I was younger, I was obsessed with My Little Ponies.
What are these little ponies of wonder?
Your answer:
MY.
LITTLE.
PONIES.
Geez, you've got to be a tad bit slow not to catch that one...
But, yeah, they're basically just (AWESOME) little plastic ponies with a magnetic foot.
I own over seventy-five, plus a ton of playsets and accessories.
Obviously:
OBSESSED.
Or, at least I was.
We never got rid of them when I turned ten. 8P
But, anyways, one of the weird things about them is:
They're all girls.
ALL GIRLS.
Not one guy pony.
And, yet, there are also little baby ponies...
How do you get a baby pony (foal) without a dad?
Do they adopt?
But, where do the adoptees come from?
Another magical pony kingdom far, far, FAR away?
One that actually has guy ponies?
Or, do they all just bloom magically from flowers?
WAIT.
Breezies come from flowers.
Not MLP's.
...I think.
Seriously, though.
HOW
THE
HECK
DO
WE
GET
NEW
BABY
MLP's??!?!??!
I mean,
All girl ponies ≠ Baby ponies.
It just doesn't happen.
8D
I'm Thoroughly Confuzzled...
Okay, as the title says, I'M CONFUZZLED!!!!!!
So, when I was younger, I was obsessed with My Little Ponies.
What are these little ponies of wonder?
Your answer:
MY.
LITTLE.
PONIES.
Geez, you've got to be a tad bit slow not to catch that one...
But, yeah, they're basically just (AWESOME) little plastic ponies with a magnetic foot.
I own over seventy-five, plus a ton of playsets and accessories.
Obviously:
OBSESSED.
Or, at least I was.
We never got rid of them when I turned ten. 8P
But, anyways, one of the weird things about them is:
They're all girls.
ALL GIRLS.
Not one guy pony.
And, yet, there are also little baby ponies...
How do you get a baby pony (foal) without a dad?
Do they adopt?
But, where do the adoptees come from?
Another magical pony kingdom far, far, FAR away?
One that actually has guy ponies?
Or, do they all just bloom magically from flowers?
WAIT.
Breezies come from flowers.
Not MLP's.
...I think.
Seriously, though.
HOW
THE
HECK
DO
WE
GET
NEW
BABY
MLP's??!?!??!
I mean,
All girl ponies ≠ Baby ponies.
It just doesn't happen.
8D
So, when I was younger, I was obsessed with My Little Ponies.
What are these little ponies of wonder?
Your answer:
MY.
LITTLE.
PONIES.
Geez, you've got to be a tad bit slow not to catch that one...
But, yeah, they're basically just (AWESOME) little plastic ponies with a magnetic foot.
I own over seventy-five, plus a ton of playsets and accessories.
Obviously:
OBSESSED.
Or, at least I was.
We never got rid of them when I turned ten. 8P
But, anyways, one of the weird things about them is:
They're all girls.
ALL GIRLS.
Not one guy pony.
And, yet, there are also little baby ponies...
How do you get a baby pony (foal) without a dad?
Do they adopt?
But, where do the adoptees come from?
Another magical pony kingdom far, far, FAR away?
One that actually has guy ponies?
Or, do they all just bloom magically from flowers?
WAIT.
Breezies come from flowers.
Not MLP's.
...I think.
Seriously, though.
HOW
THE
HECK
DO
WE
GET
NEW
BABY
MLP's??!?!??!
I mean,
All girl ponies ≠ Baby ponies.
It just doesn't happen.
8D
Thursday, February 24, 2011
The Best Part Of Baking
Okay, my mom just started baking brownies, so I felt the need to post this. 8D
Baking.
BAKING.
B-A-K-I-N-G.
Basically, cooking yummy food that may contain a smidge of sugar.
Or a lot.
I'm going to go with LOTS!!!!
But, it can be such a hassle.
Getting everything ready,
Picking what to make,
Making sure nothing gets burned,
Junk like that.
However, there is one little part that makes it all worth it.
One measely little part.
So simple, Donkey could do it!
And he does.
A LOT.
This fantastical little part is...
Is...
Is...
Is...
......
......
......
LICKING THE SPOON OR EGG BEATERS AFTER MIXING THE BATTER!!!!!!
Duh.
Who DOESN'T like licking up all the yummy, sugary mess?
Oh, right.
People who are on a diet.
Which, obviously, I am not.
8D
THE SUGAR MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUMMINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUGARINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYPERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Got to LUV all that sugar.
8D
Baking.
BAKING.
B-A-K-I-N-G.
Basically, cooking yummy food that may contain a smidge of sugar.
Or a lot.
I'm going to go with LOTS!!!!
But, it can be such a hassle.
Getting everything ready,
Picking what to make,
Making sure nothing gets burned,
Junk like that.
However, there is one little part that makes it all worth it.
One measely little part.
So simple, Donkey could do it!
And he does.
A LOT.
This fantastical little part is...
Is...
Is...
Is...
......
......
......
LICKING THE SPOON OR EGG BEATERS AFTER MIXING THE BATTER!!!!!!
Duh.
Who DOESN'T like licking up all the yummy, sugary mess?
Oh, right.
People who are on a diet.
Which, obviously, I am not.
8D
THE SUGAR MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUMMINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUGARINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYPERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Got to LUV all that sugar.
8D
The Best Part Of Baking
Okay, my mom just started baking brownies, so I felt the need to post this. 8D
Baking.
BAKING.
B-A-K-I-N-G.
Basically, cooking yummy food that may contain a smidge of sugar.
Or a lot.
I'm going to go with LOTS!!!!
But, it can be such a hassle.
Getting everything ready,
Picking what to make,
Making sure nothing gets burned,
Junk like that.
However, there is one little part that makes it all worth it.
One measely little part.
So simple, Donkey could do it!
And he does.
A LOT.
This fantastical little part is...
Is...
Is...
Is...
......
......
......
LICKING THE SPOON OR EGG BEATERS AFTER MIXING THE BATTER!!!!!!
Duh.
Who DOESN'T like licking up all the yummy, sugary mess?
Oh, right.
People who are on a diet.
Which, obviously, I am not.
8D
THE SUGAR MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUMMINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUGARINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYPERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Got to LUV all that sugar.
8D
Baking.
BAKING.
B-A-K-I-N-G.
Basically, cooking yummy food that may contain a smidge of sugar.
Or a lot.
I'm going to go with LOTS!!!!
But, it can be such a hassle.
Getting everything ready,
Picking what to make,
Making sure nothing gets burned,
Junk like that.
However, there is one little part that makes it all worth it.
One measely little part.
So simple, Donkey could do it!
And he does.
A LOT.
This fantastical little part is...
Is...
Is...
Is...
......
......
......
LICKING THE SPOON OR EGG BEATERS AFTER MIXING THE BATTER!!!!!!
Duh.
Who DOESN'T like licking up all the yummy, sugary mess?
Oh, right.
People who are on a diet.
Which, obviously, I am not.
8D
THE SUGAR MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUMMINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUGARINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYPERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Got to LUV all that sugar.
8D
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Just Plain Randomness #4
...Well, I feel like an idiot.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D
1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?
...Yeah, I'm sunk.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D
1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?
...Yeah, I'm sunk.
Just Plain Randomness #4
...Well, I feel like an idiot.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D
1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?
...Yeah, I'm sunk.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D
1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?
...Yeah, I'm sunk.
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