Hippos and Rhinos

¡YO QUIERO SER UN HIPOPÓTAMO!

Yes, I speak Spanish. Don't be suprised.
Anyways, the translation of that little phrase is:
I WANT TO BE A HIPPO!
And, I do.
I really do.
Why?
It'll all make sense in a minute.
First, let me explain something that MLIA has taught me.
According to my fellow MLIA-ers, rhinos are just fat unicorns.
So,
Rhino+treadmill=Unicorn
Still following me?
Good.
Now, think about hippos in the same logic.
What do hippos look like?
Think.
Think.
THINK.
...........
You thought, right?
Okay, phew, thought I was gonna have to break out the bus.
............
Oh, like you've never seen a teenage girl who uses a bus to run peoples over!
...Really?
You haven't?
Dang it...
Whoa, off topic.
Anyways, hippos look kind of like dinosaurs, right?
Right?
Right?
Si.
But, hippos are shorter than dinosaurs.
They're fatter, too.
Sooooooooo...
Hippos are just fat short dinosaurs!
Hippo+treadmill+growth stimulant=DINOSAUR
Awesomeness, right?
:)

Hippos and Rhinos

¡YO QUIERO SER UN HIPOPÓTAMO!

Yes, I speak Spanish. Don't be suprised.
Anyways, the translation of that little phrase is:
I WANT TO BE A HIPPO!
And, I do.
I really do.
Why?
It'll all make sense in a minute.
First, let me explain something that MLIA has taught me.
According to my fellow MLIA-ers, rhinos are just fat unicorns.
So,
Rhino+treadmill=Unicorn
Still following me?
Good.
Now, think about hippos in the same logic.
What do hippos look like?
Think.
Think.
THINK.
...........
You thought, right?
Okay, phew, thought I was gonna have to break out the bus.
............
Oh, like you've never seen a teenage girl who uses a bus to run peoples over!
...Really?
You haven't?
Dang it...
Whoa, off topic.
Anyways, hippos look kind of like dinosaurs, right?
Right?
Right?
Si.
But, hippos are shorter than dinosaurs.
They're fatter, too.
Sooooooooo...
Hippos are just fat short dinosaurs!
Hippo+treadmill+growth stimulant=DINOSAUR
Awesomeness, right?
:)

Just Plain Randomness #5

Hola peoples! Happy March, and here's this week's JPR! 8D

1. Does anyone else get annoyed when all the popcorn kernels in the bag don't pop? Grrrrrrrrr...
2. A bunch of kindergarteners gave me a boo-boo! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
3. Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and...ZEBRA-Y!!!
4. Yo tengo no vida...
5. The big, smile-y, heart-y, febreeze-y, attack-y, EVIIIILLL monkey is plotting to kill me and take over the world with the help of Evil Bunny and all the evil punctuation marks! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
6. My wall is shiny...Heheh.
7. I AM A CAT! MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW....
8. YES! YESYESYES! CUT UP THAT STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER BRACELET!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
9. Nines are just upside-down sixes trying to get attention. Hmph.
10. I have a bunch of colorful ducks staring at me...I think I'm going to go hide under my bed now.

Has anyone seen my pet rock? I lost it a few days ago...*shrugs* Oh, well...8D

Just Plain Randomness #5

Hola peoples! Happy March, and here's this week's JPR! 8D

1. Does anyone else get annoyed when all the popcorn kernels in the bag don't pop? Grrrrrrrrr...
2. A bunch of kindergarteners gave me a boo-boo! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
3. Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and...ZEBRA-Y!!!
4. Yo tengo no vida...
5. The big, smile-y, heart-y, febreeze-y, attack-y, EVIIIILLL monkey is plotting to kill me and take over the world with the help of Evil Bunny and all the evil punctuation marks! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
6. My wall is shiny...Heheh.
7. I AM A CAT! MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW....
8. YES! YESYESYES! CUT UP THAT STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER BRACELET!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
9. Nines are just upside-down sixes trying to get attention. Hmph.
10. I have a bunch of colorful ducks staring at me...I think I'm going to go hide under my bed now.

Has anyone seen my pet rock? I lost it a few days ago...*shrugs* Oh, well...8D

Just Plain Randomness #4

...Well, I feel like an idiot.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D

1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?

...Yeah, I'm sunk.

Just Plain Randomness #4

...Well, I feel like an idiot.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D

1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?

...Yeah, I'm sunk.

COFFEE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE CCOOFFFFEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMAZING
SIMPLY AMAZING
NO OTHER WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT
AT ALL
EXCEPT MAYBE:
AWESOME
UNDESCRIBABLE
FANTASTIC
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND OTHER JUNK LIKE THAT
BEYOND. WORDS.
TOTALLY. AND. COMPLETELY.
8D
Sorry, this stuff just gets me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hyper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't resist posting about it.
I can't.
I JUST CCCCAAAANNNN''''TTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I would kill myself if I didn't post about it!!!!!!
I really would.
I LUV it that much!!!!!!!
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Bet'cha can't guess what I'm drinking. 8D

COFFEE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE CCOOFFFFEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMAZING
SIMPLY AMAZING
NO OTHER WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT
AT ALL
EXCEPT MAYBE:
AWESOME
UNDESCRIBABLE
FANTASTIC
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND OTHER JUNK LIKE THAT
BEYOND. WORDS.
TOTALLY. AND. COMPLETELY.
8D
Sorry, this stuff just gets me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hyper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't resist posting about it.
I can't.
I JUST CCCCAAAANNNN''''TTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I would kill myself if I didn't post about it!!!!!!
I really would.
I LUV it that much!!!!!!!
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Bet'cha can't guess what I'm drinking. 8D