Kindergarteners. Are. EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!

They are.
They really are.
Kindergarteners are planning to take over the world.
Don't ask how I know this.
Okay, do ask.
Do ask what they did to me today.
Alright, then.
I'll tell you.
Today, me and my grade went out to recess.
(Yeah, we still have recess.
Save yourself the trouble and just don't ask.
Seriously,
DON'T ASK!!!!)
The kindergarteners share the time with us.
You wanna know what a bunch of the little girls did to me?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Of course ya do.
Ya wouldn't have asked in the first place if ya didn't.
8D
Anyways,
They all:
Chased me around,
Grabbed onto my sweatshirt,
Dragged me into a corner,
Smushed me into said corner,
Stole my shoes,
Tied me up with jump ropes,
And stole my lunch box.
Oh,
And one of them LICKED me.
L-I-C-K-E-D.
As in, that thing you do with your tongue.
...Why does that sound so wrong?
Anyways,
They made me bleed, too!
...And that also sounds wrong.
Ugh.
Try this:
*They gave me a big boo-boo, too!
That's better.
...I hope...
So,
Do ya freakin' see why those little guys are evil?
Huh?
Do ya?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Good.
8D
(Oh, yeah.
Did I mention I'm a seventh grader?
EVIIIILLL LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8D

Kindergarteners. Are. EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!

They are.
They really are.
Kindergarteners are planning to take over the world.
Don't ask how I know this.
Okay, do ask.
Do ask what they did to me today.
Alright, then.
I'll tell you.
Today, me and my grade went out to recess.
(Yeah, we still have recess.
Save yourself the trouble and just don't ask.
Seriously,
DON'T ASK!!!!)
The kindergarteners share the time with us.
You wanna know what a bunch of the little girls did to me?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Of course ya do.
Ya wouldn't have asked in the first place if ya didn't.
8D
Anyways,
They all:
Chased me around,
Grabbed onto my sweatshirt,
Dragged me into a corner,
Smushed me into said corner,
Stole my shoes,
Tied me up with jump ropes,
And stole my lunch box.
Oh,
And one of them LICKED me.
L-I-C-K-E-D.
As in, that thing you do with your tongue.
...Why does that sound so wrong?
Anyways,
They made me bleed, too!
...And that also sounds wrong.
Ugh.
Try this:
*They gave me a big boo-boo, too!
That's better.
...I hope...
So,
Do ya freakin' see why those little guys are evil?
Huh?
Do ya?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Good.
8D
(Oh, yeah.
Did I mention I'm a seventh grader?
EVIIIILLL LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8D

Just Plain Randomness #4

...Well, I feel like an idiot.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D

1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?

...Yeah, I'm sunk.

Just Plain Randomness #4

...Well, I feel like an idiot.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D

1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?

...Yeah, I'm sunk.

Random Growling At My School Uniform

...Pretty much what the title says. 8D

Why. The. Heck. Do. We. All. Need. To. Wear. UNIFORMS?!?!?!
It's a skirt and a freakin' polo WITH A COLLAR and a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
I don't like running around in gym in a freakin' skirt.
Do you realize how annoying that is?
It's all: Flip, Flop, Flip, Flop, Stuck, Pull, Rip, Tear, Ugh.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
What is even the point of uniforms, anyway?
I mean, is it to keep people from bullying others because of their outfits?
Because, if that's it, it doesn't work.
At all.
Trust me, some kids still crack jokes about how my skirt is longer than theirs.
So?
I like being weird.
8D
But, that can still hurt some other kids' feelings.
I would put an "Oh, well" or a "Meh", but that would make me sound heartless.
I do care about bullying.
I do.
But, this isn't a post about that.
This is about me complaining about the dang uniform.
...Man, I got off topic.
Oh, well.
8D
I think I'll cut it off here before I start talking about, I don't know, wall paint or something.
OH!
AWESOME NEXT POST IDEA!!!!!!!!
8D

Random Growling At My School Uniform

...Pretty much what the title says. 8D

Why. The. Heck. Do. We. All. Need. To. Wear. UNIFORMS?!?!?!
It's a skirt and a freakin' polo WITH A COLLAR and a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
I don't like running around in gym in a freakin' skirt.
Do you realize how annoying that is?
It's all: Flip, Flop, Flip, Flop, Stuck, Pull, Rip, Tear, Ugh.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
What is even the point of uniforms, anyway?
I mean, is it to keep people from bullying others because of their outfits?
Because, if that's it, it doesn't work.
At all.
Trust me, some kids still crack jokes about how my skirt is longer than theirs.
So?
I like being weird.
8D
But, that can still hurt some other kids' feelings.
I would put an "Oh, well" or a "Meh", but that would make me sound heartless.
I do care about bullying.
I do.
But, this isn't a post about that.
This is about me complaining about the dang uniform.
...Man, I got off topic.
Oh, well.
8D
I think I'll cut it off here before I start talking about, I don't know, wall paint or something.
OH!
AWESOME NEXT POST IDEA!!!!!!!!
8D